Total Medals Earned: 9,122 (From 1,208 different games.) Total Medal Score: 203,985 Points
Medals Earned: 3/14 (20/505 points)
Commit suicide 15 times
Die 50 times
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Die 100 times
Die 200 times
You could have white teeth by now
Die 500 times
Die 1000 times, put down your keyboard and go outside
2 hours of gameplay
Finish under 30 minutes, but I guess you're used to that
you're glitching the game, aren't you? Right? RIGHT!?
Medals Earned: 4/8 (45/225 points)
Submit your score
Score less than 20,000 points
Play the game at least 10 times in one go.
Get a combo of 5 or more
See all 7 score message in one go.
Gain over 120,000 points!
Receive all medals on NewGrounds
Medals Earned: 2/3 (35/40 points)
Get pwned by the game!
Finish the game!
Find the first secret area!
Medals Earned: 6/6 (215/215 points)
Collect 5 Stars
Collect 15 Stars
Collect 35 Stars
Collect 65 Stars
Collect 108 Stars
Medals Earned: 9/9 (470/470 points)
Earn 10 in-game Awards
Earn 5 in-game Awards
Earn 15 in-game Awards
Earn 20 in-game Awards
Earn 25 in-game Awards
Earn 30 in-game Awards
Earn 35 in-game Awards
Medals Earned: 2/7 (10/70 points)
Fail the first level
Bump into a locked door in the third level.
Beat the game and read the ending
Pick up the spray without the glasses in the fourth level
Bump into the second door of the seventh level
Beat the whole game without closing the browser and coming back
Medals Earned: 4/4 (250/250 points)
Kill the boss without dying.
Beat the first level.
Complete the first level without firing a shot.
Beat the game.
Medals Earned: 2/8 (20/75 points)
Land a Combo of 99 or more in any mode.
Max out all enemies in Standard Mode on any difficulty setting.
Score 5000 points on the PindestructoTank mode.
Beating Adventure Mode and viewing the end movie.
Beat the boss Betton in 1 minute or less.
Beat the boss Pip Peril in 1 minute or less.
Beat the boss Whizzkid in 1 minute or less.
Medals Earned: 5/5 (210/210 points)
Defeat Dad Clock
Defeat Strawberry Clock
Defeat Pico and Nene
Win the game with more than 70 hp remaining
Medals Earned: 6/6 (255/255 points)
TX-15 Dependency
Get a B Rank or higher
Get a C Rank or higher
Get an A Rank or higher
Get a S Rank