Total Medals Earned: 9,122 (From 1,208 different games.) Total Medal Score: 203,985 Points
Medals Earned: 17/17 (480/480 points)
Get killed by an alien.
Get killed by a robot.
Get killed by a zombie.
Play through a stage consuming nothing but beer.
Play through a stage without eating or drinking.
Unlock all weapons.
Get the chair all the way to ZOMG.
Play through every stage.
Kill Zomboss.
Kill Smileborg
Get the skull all the way to Zomboss.
Play through every stage in one go using the crowbar.
Kill ZOMG
Kill Zomboss with his own arm.
Kill ZOMG with the Alienator.
Kill Smileborg with the Cyber Blade T47.
Play through a stage on real man difficulty.
Medals Earned: 2/5 (15/190 points)
Transform to Ashura mode!
Perform a 45 combo.
End the game.
Score more than 200K
End the game without dying in expert difficulty.
Medals Earned: 3/3 (20/20 points)
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 26/30 (325/500 points)
Welcome to Asslevania!
Reach level 2.
Don't skip the intro.
Follow me at NEWGROUNDS!
Check out NEWGROUNDS.com!
Follow me on Twitter, so I don't have to shut up!
What a pile of buffalo diarrhea!
Welcome back!
FOREVER ALONE!
Watch the whole ending.
Check out Sexual-Lobster's page.
Check out RicePirate's page.
Check out JohnnyUtah's page.
Don't skip the meeting with Johnny and Dracula.
Reach level 3
Reach level 4.
Find Alucard.
It takes a lick'n...
...and keeps on whip'n.
Get a little head.
Eat a pork chop!
Beat a TIME TRIAL
Make the haunted hallway more creepy.
Beat Time Trial in less than 3 mins.
Beat Dracula!
Reach level 5.
Find the 1st hidden song.
Thats where I left that!
Never alone...
Beat REAL MODE!
Medals Earned: 7/7 (100/100 points)
Find a friend
Find a friend Again
Find a friend once more
Find a friend yet again
Find the map
Solve a puzzle
Medals Earned: 1/1 (100/100 points)
Escape
Medals Earned: 6/6 (300/300 points)
Smashed 50 cars in one life
Jumped 10 cars in midair in one life
Survived 5 minutes
Player unlocks the android outfit
Player unlocks the bimbo outfit
Played 10 times in one session
Medals Earned: 11/11 (160/160 points)
Go to the bathroom.
Examine the books!
Wow, it's like you're Politically Correctâ„¢ or something!
Inspiring.
Medals Earned: 2/9 (10/165 points)
Start the Game
Finish Tutorial
Reach level 10 intellect
Reach level 20 with a soldier
Kill 50 enemies with ranged weapons
Kill 50 enemies with melee weapons
Use each weapon from the game at least once
Complete half the waves
Finish the game
Medals Earned: 3/3 (40/40 points)
Explode a giant robot and waste 5 minutes of your time