Total Medals Earned: 9,261 (From 1,235 different games.) Total Medal Score: 205,145 Points
Medals Earned: 3/7 (100/500 points)
Score 1500 or more.
Score 3000 or more.
Score 7500 or more.
Smash 1000 asteroids.
Score 25000 or more.
Score 12500 or more.
Smash 1000 spaceships.
Medals Earned: 14/14 (400/400 points)
Beat the shit outa your axe with the A.T.P. agent.
Beat the shit outa the A.T.P. agent with your axe.
Rip the first dude's head off.
Perform The Beast's signature smiley fatality.
Shotgun rape the first guy.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 6/12 (110/295 points)
Decide to play the game.
Visit the disco zone three times because you love to dance.
Try to bribe Big Frank too early.
Give your presentation while Gilda is topless.
Figure out the only way to die in the game.
Try to grab all the tables.
Collect a piece of fine carpet when your boss isn't looking.
Talk to every potential inventory item before collecting it.
Finish the game in under 2 minutes.
Medals Earned: 5/5 (115/115 points)
Kill 20 enemies
Kill the first boss
Complete the game
Kill the 3rd Boss
Obtain 20 stars
Medals Earned: 5/5 (80/80 points)
Why the hell would a robot need breasts?
How witty!
Looks like you got the axe! Ha!
Medals Earned: 7/7 (40/40 points)
At least there's food this time.
Exactly what the title says.
...
At least the pillow cushioned the fall?
ULTIMATE! SPY!
Not quite right...
Warm Sisterly Feels
Medals Earned: 5/8 (120/230 points)
Punch the geek.
Finish the first level.
Alter the test.
Swiftly hide through the halls of the school.
Complete the game without using passwords.
Complete the tutorial.
What are you staring at?
Complete the game without being caught.
Medals Earned: 6/6 (100/100 points)
Finish Monday.
Finish Tuesday.
Finish Wednesday.
Finish Thursday.
Finish Friday.
There's not always a light on the other end.
Medals Earned: 7/7 (205/205 points)
Defeat the first guy.
Complete the game.
Complete level 1
Complete level 4
Complete level 10
Complete level 7